Species of Chad

This is the Gilded Southern Chad (Aureus Meridianus Chadus), slightly different from the Common American Chad (Americanus Chadus Vulgaris). Gilded Southern Chads have adapted to their environment to ensure maximum ventilation on humid days while also ensuring adequate grip when out for a ride on their dads' yachts. Unfortunately the Gilded Southern Chad is an invasive species and has been found propagating in places like Cape Cod and Long Island.

Do not confuse the Gilded Southern Chad with the Common Preppy Chad (Americanus Chadus Nantucketus.)

The Preppy Chad is fond of "Rose Pink" shorts from Vineyard Vines and other purveyors where as the Gilded Southern Chad tends to stick with khaki, stone, putty shorts but will venture into colorful madras plaid shirts during mating season. (Which is year round.)

Here's the thing. You said "you may be confusing the Gilded Southern Chad with the Common Preppy Chad."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies Chads, I am telling you, specifically, in science, everyone calls Southern Chads Preppy Chads. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you should too. They're the same thing.

If you're saying "Chad family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Chadus, which includes things from Bretts to Tadds to Brads.

So your reasoning for differentiating a Preppy Chad from a Southern Chad is because of "Rose Pink shorts?" Let's get Bryans and Stevens in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A Southern Chad is a Chad and a member of the Chad family. But that's not what you said. You said a Preppy Chad is not a Southern Chad, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the Chad family Preppy, which means you'd call Brads, Bretts, and other bros, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?